Where have you been? Are you coming back? Did you quit on us?
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I know its been weeks since I did a proper week of blogging but there was good reason. For one , I joined my new company during one of their very busy periods while my commute to work isn’t so bad, the traffic coming back hom can turn my 45 min commute into a 3 hour monster. On top of that , I’ve lost my little room of my own. Which is sad, because I love living with my goddaughter, but it a bit of wonderful considering that I’ve gained an APARTMENT. Continue reading “What’s Up with BlasianBytch.com?”
Madam Kristen Davis was back making headlines this weekend, for hooking up another rich guy with some very sexy ladies. Not to worry- no money exchanged.
Gossip site punching bag Tareq Sahali was on birthday girl Kristen arm for most of the night. The two insisted they were not a new item, but just friends enjoying the evening. Sahali announced his divorce from his wife Michaele after she ran-away with member of the group Journey.
This month adult stars Misti Stone and Alana Evans are launching their gamecentric cam site to coincide with the launch of the much anticipated Gears of War 3. According the to the press release the site will “the website will eventually host every gaming party, as well as provide in-depth profiles of each Porn Star Gamer Girl, video game reviews done by Evans and Dawn and provide plus clips and photos from previous Gamer Girl sessions.” Sounds great for every fan of both porn and games (a vien diagram would just be one circle fyi). But what about female game enthusiast?
Edison, NJ, – Third time’s a charm but it looks like Exxxotica NJ is going to make its senior effort even more extravagant and exciting than before, controversy not withstanding. If there’s one thing that Exxxotica NJ is known for its kicking up controversy.
Those of you who follow me on twitter might have noticed that I’m on foursquare and I check into things quite often. I like to make people think that I have a life beyond watching movies with my cat. My recent obsession was checking into the gym to make myself feel like less of a fat ass.
On a recent trip I was on my way into the gym and wanted to check in and what did I see.
Oh PETA, you are the Khardsians of non profit organizations. What won’t you do for attention? You’ve already proven you aren’t above, fat-shaming, racism, antisemitism and time tested sexism to get people to care about animals.
Many of you have wondered why I haven’t been updating. Well I’ll tell you. I was sick and tired. Not in the angsty way. I was too poor to eat. So I was quit literally too sick and tired to do much. I have mentioned my job before and how it was somewhat terrible. I was always working a “steady” gig while I picked up freelance work. The thing with freelance is that sometimes you hit a rough patch. The money stops coming and if your steady gig can’t cover the bills your screwed. That pretty much happend to me.
Last week I started a new job. A for realzies job. I have insurance and a 401K and no one walks around with an erection nor does anyone stuff money in my panties. In fact I actually wear panties everyday! Not just panties but a pants suit. So not only do I not have to fear closing this site due to costs but I can actually realize he vision I have for this site.
I feel like Pinocchio , I’m finally a real person in the eyes of society. I’m a functioning member and not financial or social drain. I think it might come as a shock but I really never fully believed this day would come. There’s a high functioning part of my brain that is disgusted at how much my job controls my feeling of self worth, but fuck that part of my brain. Continue reading “I’m Not Dead.”
I received a few tweets and emails for more updates on Japanese American Plump Porn Princess Kelly Shibari and her blow bang extravaganza. Kelly has just posted this vid (where she looks super cute) telling everyone the details.
If you want to participate all the details are on her site HERE.
So I talked about really terrible anal sex in part one , now I want to talk about how to have amazing mutually pleasurable anal sex in a way that is fun, clean and of course SAFE.
When I frist started talking about writing a how to on Anal I knew I should ask someone that is more of an authority and who is more of an authority on Anal that a TS performer? An if I was going to go with a TS performer I had to go with a AVN and XBIZ TS performer of the year Wendy Williams, who actually worked with Doc Johnson to create an anal sex training kit. So if there was ever a person who knew how to take it in the pooper Wendy was my girl. Continue reading “Anal Sex 101 with TS Star Wendy Williams”
Complex.com, which prides itself on being “ premier online destination for the most influential 20-something male consumers” posted the list that included 25 LA Direct models and many lesser-known names. While their way of compiling the list is still very much shrouded in mystery fans and perfromers took to the comment section to voice their concerns about the porn industry, namely racism. Continue reading “Complex Mag post its 100 Hottest Porn Stars (right now) , Fans Cry Foul.”
NY,NY- Hall of Fame Adult Star and Mainstream film producer wins three awards at New York International Independent Film Festival. The bubbly blonde took home an award for Best Supporting Actress in “These Showers Can Talk“, Best Reality Short for “My Life in Porn” and took home the Audience Award for “BLINDFOLD“.
For many women my age this act has been a grey area phantom constantly lurking on your significant other’s mind and threatening the quaint dignity of your anus. Unlike our mother’s generation where anal was a clear taboo we live in a world where thanks to porn anal has gone mainstream. There’s been a dramatic increase of men expecting or desiring anal sex. Continue reading “So He Wants to Put it in Your Butt…”
I was perusing Good Health and found a interesting article on the origin of the Fleshlight. The male equivalent of the Rabbit. Its the sex toy that isn’t creepy anymore. The article talks about the quirky family affair that kicked off the invention of the toy by Steve Shubin. It was pretty awesome, save for lure of the article, stated in the title “How to Market Plastic Vaginas: Don’t Call Them Vaginas“. Let me get this straight, a disembodied sex organ is cool, as long as you don’t call it by its actual name? Ya’ll know you’re supposed to cum in this thing, right? Continue reading “Does My Vagina Offend You?”
Today’s review is of feelztoys G spot vibrator Fonzie, it’s a dual action vibrator Fonzie. It seems the only spot more controversial than the G-spot is Dokdo Islands. Who does it belong to, is it even there’s been an argument about it sine the day Dr. Ernst Grafenberg published his first papers on how the urethra might play a role in female orgasm and ejaculation. I have to admit I’ve been somewhat on the fence on the subject myself.
My hope was that the Fonzie was going to be a revelation. I used to be one of those people that thought that the G-spot was an antifeminist conspiracy to promote vaginal orgasms through penetration. Of course I thought this before I’ve had any type of orgasm. I started to rethink my stance once I finally got fingered right. Sometimes fingers can do more than sex toys can. Continue reading “Toy Review: Fonzie”
I'd hit it like special needs child trying to get a wooden block in the wrong shaped hole.
I just got a nice surprise in the email today. I was informed that BlasianBytch.com’s feed will be added to Alltop’s sex topic. Its a little funny to me because I only found out about Alltop earlier this year because of twitter. One of my friends retweeted a tweet from Guy Kawasaki. Who , quite frankly looks like the kinda guy I’ve banged. Middle aged , Asian , salt and pepper hair , knowing brining him home would piss off my dad, those things are like Spanish Fly to me. Continue reading “BlasianBytch.com officially on Alltop (I Didn’t Even Have to Blow Guy Kawasaki, but still open to the idea)”
This is from a humor site, but are people laughing because they don’t know this is true?
I don’t know why men think women do not watch porn, I don’t know why women ask other women if they watch porn ( like they’re the only ones that do). Let’s face it ladies, if you are peeking at Redtube there’s a hella good chance that all your ladies friends do as well. Hell they’re even talking about watching porn on Oprah.com! Continue reading “Girls Watch Porn Too, and I’m not Joking!”
I present the Fairy Wand Massager. This toy is kicking it old school. It’s a wand massager that plugs into the wall! Back in my pre-toy acceptance days I based my rejection of sex toys on one awkward experience with a vibrating want.
You see my Dad is an engineer, and was general fixers of all things broken. Growing up he always had a workstation full of power tools. Those High Power tools that every three-year-old couldn’t resist trying playing with. One day in the summer of ’89 my father, uncle and grandfather were working on refinishing our basement. They happened to leave a belt sander plugged in, as I was innocently investigating my older brother was happily flicking switches. You can guess what happened next. While I thankfully didn’t lose my face that day, my very rational phobia of loud power tools was born.
Where have you been? Are you coming back? Did you quit on us?
